Dear Santa,

I've been a very good girl this year and feel I deserve a man with the following gifts. Please.. I really really really wish for this.

1)Must have hair...ON HIS HEAD not his back, and all the way around his head not a few sprigs at the front. Any colour is fine.
2)Must hate politicaly correct situations or even discussing politics in anyway. Debating isn't a sport last I heard.
3)Likes gelato...and frozen yogurt and wearing gelato on indiscreet occasions.
4)Incredible sense of humour tainted with a tinge of sarcasm. But not goofy.
5)would jump out of a plane just for the sheer thrill of being alive. woohooo!
6)Not a couch decoration. I have overstuffed pillows already that I adore.
7)Must be able to write..legibily..If u cant rite..I cant rezpond c.
8)Must adore kids..I have one. It's ok if you have one or more too.
9)Must have a job..really don't care if its a job where you stuff envelopes all day or plant daisies for a living while secretly your a multimillionaire.
10)No I won't pick you up for our first date....get a CAR!!

Thank you so much Santa..and Merry Christmas!

Let's make snow angels, bury each other in the snow and then go sip hot cocoa with our feet up on the coffee table. Anything but that uncomfortable "meet for coffee"