At this point in time, I wish I had someone here to write this for me. Well here goes everything.

First and foremost I love to laugh! I’m more attracted to a quick smile and witty banter than I am to a large bank account and bra size. I have a slightly twisted childlike sense of humor. I enjoy jumping in puddles, and yes; farts and knock knock jokes are still extremely funny to me.

I love to read, everything from Dr. Seuss to William Blake and all that’s in-between.
I ride moto-x, 4- wheelers, and street bikes, both crotch rockets and dual sport. I enjoy kayaking, Mt. Biking, snowshoeing, and geocaching.

I live alone but I still put the d*mn seat down (thanx mom). I will hold the door for a lady.
I know how to cook and I can even put the little string thing back in my shorts after it pulls out. I don’t hunt or watch sports on TV. I’d much rather be out walking on the beach or urban exploring.


Now onto your celebrity status. If you party like a rockstar and you’re out every weekend I’m not the guy for you, I have no need of barflies. This is equally true if you’re chemically dependent. Chemically imbalanced is fine, even fun at times. But no addicts please.

Well if you have made it this far CONGRADULATIONS and I’m flattered. Send me a email and lets buy a ticket and take the ride.