I am back after a long hiatus, and I honestly am not completely sure what keeps me on this site, but once in a blue moon, I happen to stumble across profile that piques my interest. Usually, there is little rhyme or reason why something grabs my attention- it can be a simple picture, a corny joke or a joke so lame it makes me chuckle, maybe an endearing sentence that makes me believe in the quality of the girl... Most of the time it is completely random.

I should mention that if your name starts, finishes or has the word Princess in it, then we might not work out. If you pluralize your words with a 'z' see above for advice. If ur grammarar is so atrocious thate ur prophile reads like mubmbles, then you know the drill :)

But if you are sweet, beautiful, driven (I even like a little stubborn), athletic, intelligent, honest, did I mention cute yet?, then feel free to message me, because I think that you and I would get along quite well. I do appreciate originality too. Bonus marks if you have something unique about you. To state again, I love uniqueness and a liberal mind, because I definitely believe that I am both of those things.

Since I have been so demanding thus far, it is only fair that I tell you little about me :) I coach high school basketball. It is a passion of mine, and I have been doing it for many years. I also just finshed writing my first kids book. Not published or anything, but I want to give it to my nieces and nephew for Christmas. Working at a bank these days, while finishing up my masters. What else? I have an inspired idea about a non-profit organization that I want to start up, but it is just in its nascent stages. There is definitely more. I pride myself on being more than the average guy. I think that it allows me to give more.

Oh, I am also a rodeo clown. I tried for the whole circus clown thing, but I am afraid of the red cheeks. Surprisingly, not afraid of bulls who are pissed off :) I would also like to be a spy, but I fear that that boat has left the harbor already. And yes, I am sarcastic to the point that you may never know if I am telling the truth or not :) And I use smiley faces on here to deflect any sense of seriousness :)

If I do not get back to, it is probably because I am delusional. Do not take it the wrong way. There is something/someone out there for everyone. I am not sure if anyone truly knows what that is until that person walks up to them and smacks in the face :)

PS. if you do not find the picture of me drinking and driving at the age of 3 funny, then we will never get along :)

I am definitely romantic, but not neccessarily on the first date. Usually, a coffee or a drink somewhere is nice, and if there is undeniable chemistry, then hold nothing back on the second date, and play an extremely, no holds bar, game of Twister :) In all honesty though, it does not matter where you go, but only who you are with.