Well let's see. I have an associates degree on the abby-normal part of psychology which would probably explain my humor. I love to make people laugh even if it gets me a trip to the hospital for a broken body. Don't let the picture fool you. I have a very feminine voice and sound like your typical valley girl. I will however won't wear a dress. The closest you will find me in a dress is a kilt. I can admit that I would be the first idiot to raise their hand not knowing what I had just volunteered myself into. I've always loved women so my lover will never have to worry about me being a traitor for men or being a man. I am very sarcastic and quick with the wit. My mercy call is this, I choose not to engage in sarcasm to an unarmed opponent. But then again I get on some peoples nerves and my face becomes a catchers mitt to their frustrations. I am a pretty LAYED (I do hope I spelled that one right) back woman with lots of love and laughter to give my loving mate and friends. Hopefully I'm not too much for her because I also have the degree to counsel her mentally as well. Talk about cause and effect huh? I can and will make you laugh and you would probably pass out on me but that's okay, I do know C.P.R., but I don't kiss on the first date unless it is an emergency. Okay, so maybe I do have sucker written all over my face to fall for that one so many times but I am a great and loyal friend and or great, loyal, and faithful lover. So the woman that will be willing to stay and share my life is my baby to my entire world! If you want be friends or more I'm also on My Space as Meaty Ogre. So let the fun begin. What have you got to lose?

I am the kind of woman that will attempt to do anything to make my love happy. Life is an amazing world that it should be enjoyed with love and laughter. I can give both those things to the right woman that I hope one day would want to share my life with the most amazing love that I can offer her forever.

I am the hopeless romantic that dreams and hopes that one day I can live out all my dreams and fantasies with you but in the meantime I sit here staring at your picture as I stroke my fingers to the imagination of the softness of your cheek and touching the outline of your neck with my finger tips. I hope and pray that you can feel my touch where ever you are. It helps me when at nights I feel so cold and so very lost. I wonder sometimes if you ever think of me the way I think of you. I can only imagine how you feel and to gaze into your beautiful eyes that always give me such a view of heaven. Your feelings on the mail you send me are the only things I have of you and the pictures you gave me. I lose track of time when I see them. I just wonder sometimes what your eyes would look like when they close as I give you my first kiss. I then imagine not looking through them in a picture anymore but being there in the flesh actually stroking the softness of your cheek to actually touch the outline your neck with my finger tips. I hold on to these dreams because to me it is a world that I know I want to spend eternity. I breathe with such pleasure and delight. I feel what I have searched for in you. The love, beauty, and softness that I felt I have searched forever for but now felt that I have found it once and for all in you. It feels so good to dream that you are there and I can hold you and love you there in a place where there is nothing but the beauty of our love and the happiness we share. But in reality I hate to walk to the bed knowing that you won't be there to share it with me. I cry myself to sleep hoping that I will tire myself out to close my eyes and go back to the place where your there waiting for me. That is all I have to hold on to as in my world made up of dreams, you are there to love me so much that I don't want to ever leave. My breathing gets heavy when I see the light of the morning sun shining through my eyelids knowing that I have to get up in the morning because I am so afraid to open my eyes. As I feel for you on the other side of the bed, you are simply not there. Then I have to wake up sitting at the side of the bed and realize that I was just dreaming again.

I really will do practically anything to have a wonderful time but I do hope that it will be with that special woman and she will hopefully be the true love that I so long desire because my romantic side will show you this,

You stand there at the window wearing a silk gown. I walk up silently and glide my hands on your soft shoulders down your arms to your awaiting soft hands. You turn around and smile at me saying you love me with a voice that sounds like a mandolin. I look into your eyes and you know without words but a slow soft kiss that I love you too. We hold each other in front of the window caressing each others backs as the sky outside gives us the beauty of a white night. You take my hand and guide me to the bedroom where the window is open and the breeze is flowing through the softness of the curtains. You lay on the bed and I gently lay on top of you to taste more of your sweet lips. We are in the throws of passion so soft and gentle to each other. So I kiss your neck so lovingly and I smell the sweetness of your perfume. It makes me breathe in so much that I want to keep that scent to my memory always. As I am loving you, you rub on my back oh so gently. I look into your beautiful eyes so I can see the passion growing in them. We pull back the silk sheets and crawl into them and cover ourselves with the soft fabric to continue our most intimate passions. This time your on top of me. Kissing me with such gentle soft lips as your hair falls all around me. I am shrouded by the beauty of your silky soft glowing hair. I hold and tenderly stroke the soft skin of your back. As we make love, the cool breeze from the window greets our love with a tender kiss of it's own. We are enjoying the love that we are making that now we are tangled in the sheets together, entrapped and still loving on one another and enjoying the scent of our passions as we put our hearts together to make one. With the light blowing kisses of the wind filling the room and the softness of the silk on the sheets we smile at each other knowing together that the love and passion we make and share is truly there between us and know that it is forever because at that moment we both feel that there is no place in the world that we would rather be than to be cuddled up into each others arms.