People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me that I have an I.Q. of 48 and am what some people call mentally retarded.

I'm a firm believer that the first date is a very important one. I like to take a girl out to an expensive place but spare some expense and instead invest in a deep and meaningful conversation. After that I like to have her back to my place where we can enjoy some quiet time, some candlelight and possibly a movie, the notebook maybe.....who am i kidding my first date would be nothing like that. I like to wing the first date that way it keeps you guessing, makes things more interesting.