Prince temporarily transformed into frog seeks princess for kiss, sunset walks on the beach, idle Sundays by the pond spent catching flies.

As far as princes go, I am a fairly modern one. You know in the original fairy tale, the princess had to pick up the frog and throw him at a wall. That would not be fun. I’ll settle for the more modern version of the tale thank you very much. The one where you un-frogify me and I whisk you (the princess for the purpose of this story) off on a journey of romance, adventure, five-star hotels, and, okay I’m going to be honest, some possible airport delays…we all know how bad flying is these days, but hey if we are going to have to hang out a chili’s it might as well be in an airport drinking****ails awaiting a great trip somewhere.

And I would like to point out that just because this is an old-fashioned tale, I am very much a modern prince. Hey, if you are going to insist on paying for dinner, it is only polite for me to accept…besides, that way I have more money to buy you flowers.

So what type of person/rescue-princess am I looking for? Well nothing too defined. Someone who likes corny jokes and silliness as much as deep conversation. You have a zest for life and living well, you are open, curious, but opinionated is cool too. Also, you gotta like nice guys who aren't wimpy or needy, and can cook amazing dinners, that's an important one.

So I await my princess and sadly can write no more. Believe me; you really don’t want to know how I am typing this.

Meet up laugh, look for adventure, maybe you can solve that frog issue.