Ok, if you are up for a laugh, i have a sense of humour, just not everyone on here gets me because even though they say they have a sense of humour they do not, its just something nice to say that they want in a man. Hell if you want a fit bloks, just say it, nothing wrong with that, just no bullshit.

Anyway i am bitter and twisted but like to laugh at everything in life, cos life is what is so funny about life.

I have read long profiles and they are boring and usually full of bullshit, so I will leave it here. If for any strange reason you think "yeah, i quite like him" you need to be shot, but instead, you can send me a message.

Agree with everything you say as long as I can get you into bed, pretend I love you and then leave you in the morning. I may stretch to the bus fare if ur realy that skint. But I would have kinda hope you would have bought all my drinks anyway so could afford a taxi.