| Sift Sand :
I speak German in my sleep |
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| City |
Pace Florida |
| Area |
United States |
| Ethnicity |
Caucasian |
| Sign |
Taurus |
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Height | 6' 2" (188 cm)
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| I am Seeking a |
Woman
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Who is Looking
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Dating |
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| Smoker? |
No |
| Do you drink? |
No |
| Marital Status |
Single |
| Profession |
Busy work |
| Smarts |
Some college |
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| Do you want children? |
Yes |
| Do you do drugs? |
No |
| Do you have children? |
No |
| Do you have a car? |
Yes |
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| | About Me |
| | I'm just the strangest person anyone could meet. You got to love us Italian guys. Honestly, I look like I'll take your head off for saying the wrong thing, but truthfully, I'm sort of the guy who takes the water jug off the dispenser at work and puts a few goldfish in it just to see people's reactions when they go for a drink. I like to joke, but my sense of humor is far off the beaten path. Friends at work call me "the strange bird." This may come as a shock, but yes, I cook and clean. Yeah, you may want to pick your jaw up off the ground now, you don't know what's down there. I love soccer; I still hope to play in college. I'm in school right now, majoring in Psychology. I think I like the whole idea of being called a "quack." I love music; I love dancing; I love dancing to music. I'll share a secret with you too, I'm a clogger. If you don't know what it is, ask and I'll explain with finger puppets. There will be a quiz afterwards as well. Oh jeez, look at the time, I'm sure you've got something better to do than sit here and read all this. Have you really read this far? I'm impressed. Anyway, I like meeting new people, having gone through somewhat of a change due to my breakup in my last relationship and I'm just looking to meet whoever and however many I may. My hobbies and interests are numerous and I don't get bored easily. For the linguists in the crowd, I speak German fluently. I know, I know, I've heard it before: what's a good Italian boy like that speaking German for and not Italian. Come on, I didn't have a choice. My grandmother would be smacking me over the head with her wooden pasta spoon if she were here. Sorry grandma.
Just an update, and one in which I hate to break out of the funny nature of the profile up above, but on a serious note for a moment (which I do apologize if you fall asleep reading this...wait, you're still reading this? Cool), why would someone define my character by what I put in the "what I'm looking for" box? That is to say that because I put "hangout" and not "dating" or "long term," I'm instantly labeled as not worth someone's time. It's not that I'm mad or upset, but I find it really funny and silly, borderline sitcom material actually. So some people out there will only respond to those with a similar line in the box? No, even better: "Must love dogs and put ""dating"" in the box of your profile." Ha ha, I don't pretend to understand things, but I really don't understand that one. If you're looking for "dating," why not take a chance on what you don't expect. After all, isn't it when you're not looking for something that you find it? Such missed opportunities could be all he difference between crying with one's friends about there being no more decent guys and walking around at the carnival with a huge teddy bear a decent guy won for said would-be-crying girl. It's hard as heck to keep moving forward from person to person, hoping to find something magical, but it's even harder move forward if someone shoots their own foot again and again. So I guess I put "hangout" for the sake of wanting to be friends before anything else happens. How are we to be anything if we can't be friends first? Michael Bolton said it best: "How can we be lovers if we can't be friends?" Ugh, I don't like serious, so I'm done with serious now. If it left a funny taste in your mouth, eat some oatmeal and read the top of the profile or look at the profile pics again, silly rabbits. Stay tuned for the next exciting episode. |
| | First Date |
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Hah. Oh boy, either before or after dinner, we'd have a tournament in Toys R Us to see who can shoot the most shots at the basketball goals/ play with everything/ ride the bikes for a while....or maybe just get some corndogs and go skating. Then again, a good thumb war and rootbeer float over a good conversation is always fun... |
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Sift Sand has 2 roses that can be sent. |
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