"3.5 stars" "smells like a man" "funny but not ha ha funny" "artsy fartsy" "taller than I remembered" "what everyone else says" "a little slow" "great hand-eye coordination" "prosthetics yes but very subtle" "are you joking? is he joking?" "analytic converter" "take him anywhere - the opera, the river, the tennis court, the gallery, the candlestick in the observatory..." "everything you've ever wanted out of a something" "drinks more water a day than ten equally sized men" "trying to be more sincere but still needs some work" "steep discounts toward the end of the month"

(ok not first date, but close enough:)
Hi, let's laugh! also let's communicate. and shoot things (not really). and read stuff. and bike everywhere and do yoga and go see chamber music and make art and let's chase squirrels that said mean things to other squirrels and let's do other things you like that I'll probably like a little bit less but love to go along with anyway. I want to explore and be explored.

We should have some things in common (irreverent humor, openness, kindness, self delusion, and some other things that are secret for now, but I like the idea of learning from each other through some differences. Simply hopefully you're smart and versatile and curious and chill and artsy in spirit and absurd in humor and perhaps not quite so convinced of everything.