First off i'm horrible at icebreakers. So if you see me viewing your profile, and i don't message you, you know why..

Hello compelling stranger,

a few things about me:
~not needy
~don't drink or do drugs
~i know how to skateboard
~not jealous
~not dramatic
~happy with my current financial status
~im tattooed and pierced, but in all the right places
~i have two dogs and i love them dearly
~not a gold digger
~live alone
~im addicted to 5 hour energys lol but i have it under control
~i have big dreams and aspirations in life and feel that i can acheive them
~im not afraid to tell myself i love you
~i dont watch tv unless its hockey or football and no thats not a lie
~i do not like jack black sorry he just iritates me a lot

somethings about you:
~some what GQ but still has his manhood in check
~funny but not overbearing and obnoxious
~is loyal and trustworthy
~wants friendship at first but is looking for longterm
~has a career or is on the path to creating one
~confident not arrogant
~doesnt need to go to the bar or club to have a good time, not saying i dont like going to bars and clubs i just dont like living the barstar lifestyle

if you've read this far you must still be interested... :)