ABOUT YOU:
you have a car.
you aren't inappropriate.
you don't want kids.
you read real books, not just magazines.
you don't smoke cigarettes or marijuana.
you aren't old enough to be my father.
you aren't young and inexperienced.
you can afford to take me out to eat, the movies, whatever activity we are doing.

The above things are NON-NEGOTIABLE.

ABOUT ME:
i have a car.
i know when it's appropriate to be inappropriate.
i don't want kids ever, never really wanted them ever. i'm going to be an awesome aunt/role model for my friends' kids.
i heart books/reading. my tastes vary from day to day. i never read crap.
smoking anything is a no-no. my dad died from lung cancer and i'm not going to another person's funeral if the reason they're dead is their own fault.
my favorite band is 311.
i used to be an UNO fanatic, but that's finally dying down. now i'll only play if someone else wants me to.
i'm no longer taking on the role of sugar mama or even stevens.