I think honesty is the key to comedy.
Dogs are awesome and cats make me want to scratch my eyeballs out of my head.
I make lots of ridiculously creative things.
I dish out sass on a daily basis.
I have tattoos...and they're super classy.
I seem to attract old souls, like myself....well...either that or really gay men.
I think Mexican food is the bees knees.
I want to rule the world....artistically.
I'm writing a one woman show and it might be the best thing since sliced bread.
I like long islands. They seem to share the same feelings towards me.
If you happen to own a three piece suit, we're off to a good start...

Ummmmm.....lets be friends?!

Okay...let's be serious for a second. I'm pretty down to earth. I was married this one time...and Jerry Springer would probably pay for the rights to my story. I. Shit. You. Not. But as a result of that minor life derailment, I don't take life too seriously. I'm generally pretty animated and happy. My constant good mood frightens most people.

Just don't be a total creeper and we should get along swimmingly.


Music: Arcade Fire, Tom Waits, David Bowie, Prince, Man Man, Judy Garland, Louden Wainwright, Rufus Wainwright, MGMT, Janis Joplin, Yann Tiersen, Heart, Bobby Conn and The Glass Gypsies, JC Brooks and the Uptown Sound, The Beatles, Postal Service, Queen, Leonard Cohen, Michael Jackson, Fleet Foxes, Band of Horses, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, The White Stripes, Velvet Underground, The Ronettes, Ray Charles, Nina Simone, King of Prussia, Leslie Gore, Wolf Parade, Carol King, The Gossip, Beirut

Movies: Amelie, Superbad, Beetlejuice, The Aviator, The Royal Tenenbaums

We would probably play an intense game of Jenga.