Talking about yourself on here isn't the easiest thing in the world, but I'm willing to give it a shot. I enjoy going for rides on my motorcycle to the beach or through country roads(alone or with someone on my back), visiting my family in RI, going to the gym regularly, trying different restaurants and food, going for scenic hikes, exploring new places, ordering take out and watching movies/good tv, instant massaging, and I also really enjoy traveling the world.



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Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser”, and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to:

M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc.
Hackettstown, NJ
#####-#### U.S.A.

along with a 3x5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.”

This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free ½ pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.

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In all seriousness, it would be nice to meet someone fun, caring, and considerate with similar interests, but I'm very open minded and willing to experience new things all the time. If something here has sparked an interest, don't be shy, send me a message and I'll be sure to get back to you as soon as I can.

Ryan

Something easy going like a drink, coffee, sushi, bowling, a walk around Boston, etc.






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