**I'm in Edmonton for a bit.. it's been a month so far.. and it might be turning permanent.. and would love to expand my friendship circle as I only know family and straight friends of theirs here! hahaah..i'm super outgoing and easygoing.. so save me from straight life here and let me know what Edmonton has to offer for tha gays!**

*** Also, I don't know WHY I should have to clarify this... but apparently people need to have it spelled out for them... I am NOT the girl to live out your "midlife crisis save our marriage threesome" dream... or any threesome dream.. in any shape form or fashion.. A) Don't message me to have sex with you (does it come across at all that I am looking for that??!) B) Don't ask if someone can 'watch if they can't join in' and C) Even if I was looking for some one night trist... it wouldn't be with someone in a relationship (and mny mother's age) (first rule of dating.. never f*ck with someone else's relationship! No matter what they say!) Comprende?

Everything you wanted to know about me, but were afraid to ask =
If it’s not fun, I’m not doing it.
I love my job, but it’s just a job... I work to live not live to work.
I will do pretty much ANYTHING that could make for good photo ops.
My goal is to have more albums on FB then I have friends (I’m more than halfway there.. 148 albums and counting).
I crave change like people crave chocolate... I crave chocolate like people crave coffee... I don’t crave coffee as I’m allergic to it.
I spend weeks away at a time at work with 24 hours a day doing nothing and finding ways to amuse myself.
I’m a Pisces... it’s not just about when I was born... I AM a Pisces.
I’m damaged goods. I’ve admitted it... why can’t you?
I adore food, I barely eat, yet I still hate myself in a bathing suit = ironic or just sad?
I once dressed up as a scary clown to surprise my friend at 2am when he got off a bad shift at work.
I update my FB status at least 3 times a day. Inquiring minds want to know...
I once convinced my friends to crash a fetish night dressed in Halloween costumes. Epic.
I love How I Met Your Mother and have a copy of the Bro Code on my bookshelf. Jealous?
My phone is an extension of myself.
My phone is broken... I am broken. (hehe)
I quite enjoy SD and FB stalking people and I’m not afraid to admit it.
I’m a romantic- relationship- type... yet I need complete freedom... I’m a Pisces.
In the last 5 months I’ve finally discovered how fun being drunk is.
I am horrified by drugs. Don’t come near me if you’re high... I’ll trip you into oblivion.
I’m growing dumber with age.
I’m always down for an adventure in pretty much any form.
I’m an over-sharer. Brutally honest. Ask me a question and I’ll tell you more then you care to know.
I tend to be a doormat. Not because I’m a pushover, but because I don’t mind. Till one day I SNAP!
Unrequited love is thrilling.
I’m one of the most random people you’ll ever meet.
Without my friends I am nothing.
Ignorance is a bigger turn off then a dutch oven.
I am not above admitting I like to party. It’s not something to be ashamed of.
I’m not crazy about armpit-lesbians. I want to live life, not complain about it.
I love Gin. And yes, I do accept drinks from strangers. (actually I don’t.. but it’s funnier this way)
I love the Twilight series. If you don’t, there’s probably a lot more we won’t agree on.
If I could a career student, free of charge, my life would be complete.
I am easily addicted to reality shows, so I just avoid watching them.
I’m pretty sure my best friend is the greatest thing this earth has ever produced.
Music rules my world. I will drive any distance, any time, as long as I have my music.
If I like you... you’ve got a 30% chance I’ll let you know. That is my track record. Not out of shyness... I just have learned that reality can ruin the fantasy.
To say I can be awkward is a definite understatement.
I LOVE debates. Wait. I love INTELLIGENT debates.
I’m not fooled by empty compliments. One line... online... one photo based compliments are empty.
The above comment is meant for 60% of the messages sent on here.
I love being the person people confide in. It’s the highest of honours.


And I shouldn't have to write this.. but last one... I like to talk.. and write... A LOT.