Well, I'm a pretty sarcastic and goofy person.

I like to cook, mostly unhealthy things. I also love baking, cleaning, and being organized.

I might make you get up at 8am to go garage saling with me, I love a good bargain. But I'm cheap, so that's good.. right? I like going on cheap dates, late at night.. like Denny's or something lame like that.

I enjoy watching football, The Office, Seinfeld, and Family Guy.

Favorite moives: Braveheart, Gladiator, Hannibal, Fight Club, Boondock Saints.

I love art, painting, pastels, sidewalk chalk, and crayons. I like to list things a lot... I like to work out and go jogging or walking, but you wont be able to keep up with me, so you can't come with.

My ideal guy is a lumberjack, if you don't have body hair, I wont like you much. If you shave your chest.. I really wont like you much. Also, I'm very ok with a "few extra pounds". If you're a very poor speller, you'll annoy the crap out of me, but if you're a hairy lumberjack kind of guy, I suppose I can get over it.

A first date... go somewhere cheap to eat and watch a violent movie, preferably one we've both seen so we can afford to miss parts of it, while talking, and not be bummed out..