Hey my name is Keith. I have one child. I am returning to the site after a long layoff from it. I will tell you right now ladies I have no magic words or clever game to spit at you, i am just Keith. I am witty, silly, articulate, passionate, affectionate, accommodating, brutally honest and some times cantankerous. I have learned that sometimes when you don't know what to say, you don't say anything at all. I am so tired of being disappointed by the women I meet. RARELY do the women on this site actually look like their picture, but I am sure there are some still some very good women out there. I see them everyday but the opportunity doesn't always present itself to meet them so, here I am back online. If you were my lady, be prepared to laugh uncontrollably, go places you've never been and probably do a few things that are illegal in some states! LOL My mission is to wake up every morning with a smile on my face and things to look forward to. If you think you can help me do that then let me know it. This is a limited time offer ladies so.......STEP UP!!!!!! You are going to love me!!! K-BILL

On the first date, I want to say everything right and really pretend i am actually listening to you talk about a whole bunch of nothing. LOL Now get in the kitchen and cook me some dinner!!! LOL I should stop. Seriously, the only important thing on a first date is that we get a chance to really talk and get to know each other better. I think going to the movies is so cliche'. Lets be creative and original