My name is Alex. I'll make a list of my likes, dislikes, and loathes. You can then figure out exactly what I am and who I may be. I do not care about looks, as long as your not ****ing ugly enough to be stared at I don't care. I must insist that in order at some point to meet a recent pic will be required. (Because what if you have the ugliest ****ing mouth I have ever seen. I would hate to meet and tell you I can't because I can't be seen with you.)

Likes:
Music (Especially of the Metal persuasion)
Movies (I am a movie whore...except Snakes On A Plane)
Poetry and Art
Painting
Marvel Superheroes
Philosophy
Comedy
Sitcoms
Drinking (When I feel like it)
Sex (Nobody ever puts this up, I enjoy it...I know most of you do too...your just too ****ing shy to say so)
Shadows
Magic The Gathering
Conspiracy Theories
Marilyn Manson
Laughing
There is always more to know, save some for later....

Dislikes:
People who spell so bad your better off having them tell you with feces sculpture.

Snakes On A Plane.......When I go to Hell, this is all that will be on TV.

Anyone who crams the fact that they love God as much as their inbred kinfolk, I really dont ****ing care..........just dont through it up in my face

Noisy Eaters, this one is beyond not funny, it drives me to the point of being unable to speak......it's just so piggish.

For you women......Nagging. You should never **** about anything I do because what I do is what I was already doing before and you knew it before we hooked so too late.



So that's it, I suppose if you are interested drop me a line. Maybe we can get drunk and make fun of ourselves and everyone else on this website...ha ha.

(Don't take what I say seriously, you might get turned on..lol)

Realistcally?, or unrealistically? Ask me and I'll tell you. You can hit me up on Yahoo Messenger Wormboy13@yahoo.com