This part, too me, is almost a waste of time. In the past I've written naratives about myself and it never fails I will receive an email from a lovely lady and she will say, "well tell me about youself...So instead of writing about me I am going to list a few things that might rule out a good match for me and some potential match.The only must I have is, you must love to kiss...
1) If you Have glamour shots posted????? we might not be a good match.
2)If you have photo's posted from when you were at the age of 16 or 17 through 10 or 15 years ago???? we might not be a good match.
3) If you like nascar????? we might not be a good match..
4) If you drive your own Harley?????? we might not be a good match...
5)If your photo has you behind a tree or car with just your head sticking out???? we might not be a good match.
6) If your favorite resturant is Shoney's??? We might not be a good match..
7) If you have to go just to be seen??? We might not be a good match..
8) If you live outside a 50 mile radius of Memphis?? We might not be a good match..
9) If you drink so much you tell me the same story over and over, then the next day you start telling me again because you dont remember telling me the day before and get mad at me because I already know how the story ends??? We might not be a good match...and last but not least
10)If you go to church to get a date??? We might not be a good match..Must have a "RECENT" photo for a response from me......

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