1. I skate...HARD

2. I party...HARD

3. I hate liberals...with a passion

4. I'm brutally honest

5. You'll either hate me or love me. Most of you will hate me.

6. You'll never be able to change me, so deal with it.

7. I drink whiskey like its going out of style.

8. I risk my life on a daily basis.

9. I own my own business, which takes more money out of my pockets than it puts in.

10. I exude confidence (which most of you lack). Think I'm full of myself? Your probably right.

11. I live life to the fullest...everyday.

12. Most girls want to a) be with me, or b)be just like me.

13. I'll make you laugh your tits off.

14. You probably cant tame me, I'm lookin for the girl who can.

Ever heard of Skatopia? Its heaven/hell on earth. Let me know if you have.

Any questions?