Since I AM a teacher, I thought I would create an abbreviated syllabus so that those of your who dare to take a chance with me will know how to Pass/Fail dating me...lol. So here it is:
Course: Dating Sciteach78 101
Course Description: You will learn what a fine woman is all about, who is attractive, independent, creative, intelligent, hard-working, confident, and knows the value of appreciating a good man and family, and most importantly, enjoying the moment.
Office Hours: (lol..yeah) I have two jobs and two beautiful children, so you can reach me best after 4:30 Monday - Saturday, and Sunday. Don't be turned away...I DO and WILL make time for dating. A Woman's gotta have a life!
Prerequisites:
1. I value the discipline that comes from getting a degree.
2. Candidates must have their own stable income. There will be no loans or
scholarships here.
3. Previous experience in relationships, courtship, conversation and having a great time no matter what.
4. Humor, FUN, sarcasm, wit, chivalry and humility are essential to Pass. Bonus points for those of you who appreciate nature, children, dogs and good cooking.
Course Outline:
1. Send me an email and see if there is chemistry.
2. Meet in a public place. There is only one way to know if we are compatible, and that is to see each other face-to-face.
3. DATE - have picnics, go on hikes, trips to Flagstaff, Vegas or wherever we feel like it. Laugh, cuddle, gaze and otherwise learn each other.
Materials Needed:
A car to and from the date.
$$ to buy your own food and drinks (I will have my own for the 1st meeting and thereafter, unless you are a true gentleman).
A fun, witty, spontaneous, CREATIVE, ARTISTIC, and intellectual personality.
A healthy lifestyle; both PHYSICALLY and MENTALLY.
Good luck!

Meet in a public place, and, please, lighten up and laugh at my dorkiness...life is a wonderful gift!