If you got this far, you could probably guess I like to joke around. But I do refrain from the rapid fire yuk yuks when its inappropriate. I'm one of the most honest people you'll ever meet, and try not to take myself too seriously. I'm not really the bad boy type nor the preppy type....I'm somewhere lost in between. But I am real...whatever the hell that means. But, all the kids are saying it these days. I consider myself very neat, clean, and well organized...but somehow manage to keep my heterosexuality. Those of you who have watched Seinfeld get the joke...those of you who didn't well...your loss. Shouldn't have been watching Dharma and Greg! Lets see...never been married, but close twice. I'm out of a 3+ year relationship for about a year now and have been dating on and off for the last year or so...but nothing serious. Not really into tat's...so if you have a sleeve you might as well quit reading now and move on to the next douchebag. And before I forget, if you have 3 or more kids by 3 or more different guys...you might as well move on as well, because you're a little too premiscous for me. Where were you when I was a teenager?

I consider myself farely intelligent, and have a pretty decent knowledge of most subjects. Yes I know I spelled fairly wrong...geesh play along please! I like going to concerts..especially rock and occasionally an 80's band. And country sucks.com. I'm very sentimental and considerate, but not perfect. I do cherish my space and down time, which some people seem to have a hard time understanding. I have no children, no drama, no debts, nor any crazy issues. But, like I said I'm not perfect and do have some flaws. I cant really thing of any at the moment, but I'm sure they're there. --sounds funny, but seems grammatically correct.

I do like to travel, but these days its seems harder and harder to find someone to travel with. Most of my friends and family are married with a couple of crumb grabbers now. I don't hate children, but really don't think they're for me, though everyone says what a great dad I'd be. And I concur. I will and have dated women with children, which did work out okay for dating, but I'm not too sure if I could really shack up with someone with children...unless they're some awesome kids or kid, and I have a gaurded man cave to run to. If you think I'm being long winded well you should see some of the women's descriptions I read...I'm still dizzy.

I'm considered the handiest of handymen. I can usually fix about anything...except computers...that's my brother's department.
My best physical feature, I've been told, is my so called peircing blue eyes. And that I have a great ass. Okay, I was joking about the ass thing, or maybe half joking.

I like to play poker...I'm usually in a weekly tournament, but don't tell the cops because a couple of them are usually there playing. I like to travel, jetski, go motorcycling, bike riding down the tow path trail, go 4 wheeling, and also hit a bar or comedy club on occasion. So if you happen to own any of these and have a couple of plane tickets to the Bahamas sitting on a case of Miller Lite...you just may have found your new best friend. lol Honestly, I'm not much of a drinker. Maybe once or twice a month I have a few drinks. I do smoke...but am a polite smoker. I have no problem walking beside the car. I do have a lot more interests, but I cant really think of anything else right now...I know "thank god you long winded **stard".

I cant believe you made it this far ...because I'm even kinda drifting at this point. And good luck with your search....but I'll save you some time and tell you flat out they don't get much better than me. lol Oh! Did I mention my modesty??? Alright....maybe there are one or two better, but you know they're either married or gay right? And I do have hair...well about 90% of it, but like to hide under my hat most of the time.

Now for the mean part. lol I don't care how great you are....I will not respond to profiles that: A. Look like you can only write like its a text message, or has the word holla anywhere in it 2. If your screen name contains any of these adjectives - Mizz, Babygirl, Sweetgirl, Spicy etc. you get my drift 3. If you're half nude or have a gratuitious shot of your ass or breastesses in a photo.

Chapter 2

Okay I've been on here since mid October 09...and so far...not too much biting. Probably, because there are quite a few guys on here pictured with their shirts off sailing on their million dollar yachts and showing off their 5 min abs right?

I've noticed a few things on here that I'm starting to find annoying. Women complaining about men favoriting them and not talking to them. Okay...let me pose this question to you...ya big whiner. Do you use everything you stock pile? lol Do you use every coupon that you cut out of the Sunday paper? Thought not....point for me...you suck. Why can't you just take the damn compliment? And here's my question for those of you with a stick up there ass. How come when I send an innocent quick email saying part of your profile was funny or intruiging...you don't send anything back...like thanks??? Just because I send you an email doesn't mean I want to be the father of your damn children....Geesh!

There have been some friendly people that have sent a message pointing something out about me or my profile...which I think is cool! Atleast I know I atleast peaked someones interest for a few minutes. Or half hour in my case.

I am in NO WAY desperate. I'm mainly on here...well...because its free, and you never know where you'll find someone that's the yin to your yang. And did I mention its free? I guess I'm a bit on the picky side...not that I'm so great that I feel I have a choice or anything, you just can't fight who you are. Its probably why I never never got married. I know I don't have a fear of commitment, but I do have a fear of making a mistake. Either that or I'm just a douchebag....yeah maybe on second thought, we'll stick with the latter.

Complaint #534-A It cracks me up how some women on here have a sentence or two about the description of themselves...and two or three paragraphs about the description of their first date! Boy I'd hate to screw up that first date with all that pressure. Especially realizing I could lose out on spending the rest of my life with MizzDonnaYoHolla age 28 5'4", a few extra pounds, 3 kids and likes to cook. lol

Time for some likes, dislikes, turnoffs, and wtf's.
1. If you have a couple of tat's, thats fine as long as they're tasteful and don't have an ex-boyfriends name on it. That would be labeled under a wtf.

2.Must have a full set of atleast semi-straight teeth! Ya...its happened.

3.Must not have a crazy jealous stalker ex boyfriend or husband. Ya...its happened.
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Usually a restaurant/bar type of deal seems to work best for me on a first meeting. It seems to be a good environment to get to know somebody. And if you're not clicking...you can just do some shots and skip out on the bill.