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badlittlemonkey The Clownfish: entertain me.... anyone
City
Corvallis Oregon
Sign
Gemini
Height
5' 10" (178 cm)
Age
37 year old Man
Smoker?
No
Ethnicity
Caucasian with Blond hair
Body Type
A Few Extra Pounds
Religion
Non-Religious
dating
          
 
 
I am Seeking a
Woman
For
Long Term

Do you drink?
Socially
Marital Status
Divorced
Profession
Tow truck driver
Smarts
Some college
Do you want children?
Undecided/Open
Do you do drugs?
No
Do you have children?
Yes
Do you have a car?
Yes
 
Interests
movieslong walks on the beachpoking dead things with sticks
About Me
Lets start by saying, I am not looking for a one night stand. If that's what you are looking for please move on. LOL

Actually I'm really not. I'm not looking for a mail order bride either. I am simply trying to find a partner. A woman who will share my adventures, kick me under the table when I've said something stupid in front of her parents, or just cuddle up in a ball on the couch, watch a movie and enjoy pizza and a beer. I am looking for a woman who will miss me when I am gone and give me that perfect smile when she see's me again. Someone who will arouse my heart as well as my mind as well as my body. I am very eager to please and like to do those little things that matter. ....I'm talking about picking up after myself, putting my dirty cloths in the hamper, and doing the dishes if I don't cook. And I do love to cook. I'm not too bad, but I can grill like a mofo.

I am a devout father. My kids are the most important "things" in my life. I am not looking for another mommy, but I am looking for a woman they can respect and look up to. They are very good kids and they diserve good roll models. Does that make sence? Or did it come out a little goofy?

I do work a little to much sometimes. I am a tow truck driver so the hours are a little screwy. I am also a licensed massage therapist, for about 6 years now. So I do practice massage on my days off, and I sand blast glass and make funny/completley offensive Tshirts. Actually, the Tshirt thing is on the verge of taking off on it's own. The website should be up and running by xmas. We are totally proud of this.

I have a crazy sence of humor, and you must too. knock knock jokes are fine, but putting a remote controlled fart maching under the table next to us at applebee's and setting it off periodicly while they blame each other is better.

It's way too late now, so I'll write more later if I think of anything. I figure you have a pretty good idea about me for now, huh?

First Date
A picnic, coffee, dinner, a movie... I really do like movies

badlittlemonkey has 2 roses that can be sent.

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