Hello, my name is James and I'd like to tell you about myself.

I was born in a small town in southeast Texas, a poor dyslexic child, the runt of the litter. My mother took me deep into the woods and left me to die. But as fate would have it, it was there that I met my mentor, an Armadillo that taught me the art of drinking beer, upside down on the the side of the road, perhaps you have seen me.

I love to work out (but I also love to destroy that effort later in the day - so I live a life of balance.) Spinning is my discipline, it is an addiction.

We should be married before we date.

A girl once told me, "The first date must have easy escape routes if you find out the pics are 15 years old."

I'm just a Pisces, the true definition. I have two children I am raising, both in their teens....

I was thinking we could sit around and eat some peanut butter sandwiches and chips on a picnic or something. Then as thing progressed, I'd seduce you back to my place, I have the entire 3rd seas of Gilligan's Island you know. Of course, being the gentlemen that I am, there is no way I would expect you to watch "My Name Is Earl" on a first date.