i like hairy men with a little belly, i dislike smelly breath, i like a guy who thinks farting is funny and isnt afraid to do it in front of me, i dislike people who dont know themselves i mean you are around you all the time figure it out, i dislike ignorance and headaches and sometimes shellfish, i like being alive, its just really nice sometimes

"I am sorta like that little tab on fruit cups, except i dont cut off your finger when you try to get to my goodies"

"Without 40 oz of social skills, Im just an ass, in the crack of humanity. Im just a huge manatea, a huge manatea, and besides you prolly holding hands with some skinny pretty girl that likes to talk about bands. All I wanna do is ride bikes with you and stay up late and watch cartoons."

first date
go dancing for goodness sake even if you suck at it.....then
steal a car head to mexico grab a few drinks in colorful glasses and live out our days on the beach selling flip flops, key chains, and coconut bras