Frankly, I am just incredibly curious at the moment as to what is out there in POF Land. Having checked out all the profiles of anyone remotely interesting to me in my area, things are looking mighty bleak. Out of 156 possible profiles, I found 3 of them interesting enough to even remotely read. That's kind of sad, don't you think? Perhaps they are wrong, perhaps there aren't plenty of fish out there.

Having said that and pissed you off *grin*, I am intelligent, have a tweaked sense of humor and love life's little ironies. I am fairly well read and educated, and am extremely outgoing. I love conversing with others (anyone, I just like to talk a lot). Obviously I am a social animal, yet I seldom go to clubs as that gets a little old, especially at my age (unless some young dumbass drags my sorry old ass out). I am a business owner, and yes, I work a lot.

You are not going to get a whole lot of info here as I am not honestly looking for anything in particular at the moment (the operative here is "at the moment"). Don't look for my hobbies, they won't be here. I am honestly not trying to sell you on why I rock the known universe or why I am your preferred "soul mate". This is me being blatantly honest with you. Just an fyi though, no, I don't like tailgate parties.

Having said that, I am who I am, and I am very secure in myself, know who I am and what I want in life. Have been there, done that, got the tee shirt often. I am currently attempting to extracate myself from a long term relationship where I have been the "parent" to someone incapable of taking care of themselves. That is where I am in my life at the moment.

Just for kicks and giggles here, my preferences in lovers and friends are bois like myself. I am not attracted to femmes, sorry girls, I am allergic to your makeup. I don't rule you out, you are just not going to turn my head in a crowd. You have to work a lot harder to get me to notice you. In other words, there had better be something extra special about you. I like tomboys who like to have fun, play like a kid, do fun stuff. A fabulous sense of humor and the desire to laugh a lot is a big plus. I know, you are saying to yourself right now "Wow, I am all those things, and a bag of chips!" Good, contact me. We might actually make decent friends. I am open trust me.

First date? I am not even past knowing whether I want a date or not. So ewwwwww... man they are pushy on this site. Ok, ok...

First date, let's see, I haven't been on a real date in 30 years (I think, there may be some people out there who think what we did was a "date", but I don't).

My first date with you would consist of me and you talking in IMs for several weeks/months. During these intense IM conversations (which will not include cyber sex), you will keep me in the back of your head as possible date material in the future. I will keep you at arms length because I am too shell shocked from past relationships to trust anyone ever again. You will try to convince me of why you are different. I will listen, but not intently. You will contantly tell me how hot I look in my pictures (whether I want to hear it or not). I will tell you they are Photoshopped and never to trust anything you see online (I am lying, they are not Photoshopped). You will tell me I am hot anyway. You will attempt to make our conversations more flirtatious and sexual in nature. I will ignore that completely. I will give you my MySpazz page and tell you if you want to know me, go read my blog there. You will come back from there telling me that my Sandy Kolfax pitching picture in the freezing snow is cute.

I will be aloof and act like I don't care. I probably do care, but am unwilling to let that be known for fear you will hurt me. You will finally grow tired of my unwillingness to do anything other than chat online and/or talk on the phone, or do the rare, but occassional lunch date and give up. I will wonder why you stopped calling, but I won't contact you to find out "Waz Up!?". I will occassionally look at your picture in my Top 40 on MySpazz and wistfully wonder about you. Eventually you will move to page 2 and off the Top 40. Finally, I will have to work hard to recall your name.

Doesn't that sound like fun? I thought you would think so....

Now that I have alienated the 3 profiles I was sort of interest in, please, feel free to contact me.