Hi there. I had like, 11 paragraphs here at first, but I felt like they didn't really represent me well. Probably because I copied and pasted them from the front page of yahoo news.

So instead, here are some fun facts about me. Except, 3 are lies. Guess the 3 and win a toaster!*

- I have never had a cup of coffee
- I've been at the bad end of a drive-by shooting
- I was propositioned by Jared Leto, and his eyes were so mesmerizing that I almost forgot I wasn't gay
- I've been bitten by snakes more times than I can count
- I started college at 16
- Wild card!
- I love hiking and nature and mountains and adventures
- My favorite movie is an old Korean knock-off of King Kong
- I smoke PCP on a regular basis. Every second Tuesday, actually. It's like a book club with slightly more paranoia
- I'm a huge fan of music, and right now love Underworld, Babaa Maal, Deadmau5, Miles Davis, and the latest Green Day
- I scored my first kiss at 21
- I had a huge butterfly collection a kid. (I realize this could be giving away the answer to the previous entry)
- I'm really good at baking cookies. Replace "baking" with "eating"
- My dad once walked around in Disney World for a half hour before getting kicked out because it wasn't even open yet. Apparently the complete lack of any other human presence did not clue him in on anything
- I've been to 27 countries
- I've had dozens of near-death experiences
- I think that the most important thing we can do on this planet is be present and help each other grow while not taking things too seriously

*toaster availability based on whether or not I can steal it from my roommate while he's asleep.

P.S. I like women that are tall, dark (feisty and funny), and effeminately handsome.

O GURL ON A FIRST DATE CHANZES R IM GONNA TREAT U RITE AN SEE IF I CANT GET AT DAT COIN SLOT U KNOW WUT I MEAN. AN GET SUM CUPCAKES, YO