wow - i can't believe you are looking on a dating site...like who even comes on these things?!?!?

i tried to upload a topless photo of myself but pof rejected it as being "too awesome"

i love technology - finding new uses, developing applications and helping people experience what is possible - making an idea come to life is very exciting

we could scavenger around target, buy some super soakers, drive around squirting random people, and then i could kick your butt in ski ball at chuckie cheese...