I am looking for a liar. A dishonest person who will treat me like shit. A person who hates to go on vacation and hates outdoors stuff like hiking and snowboarding. I could only hope that they are unemployed as well. I was looking for someone to do my dishes but I bought a dishwasher.

All kidding aside. I am not sure what I am looking for and i don't think anyone knows. I am a firm believer that you don't know what you are looking for until you have it. Sure I could write a whole bunch of stuff about myself here to make you think I am the kind of guy you would want to be with but thats not who I am or what I am about here. I am the person who will show you who I really am and let you make you own judgments about me. that is the ONLY way to get to know someone.

with that being said. I also offer a guarantee. If you go out with me and you are not satisfied I will offer you fifty dollars for your time. yes thasts right a money back guarantee. I don't think any of my compition is offering that.

In the great wize words of ABBA "take a chance"

As for the first date (that comes after the meeting) It will be a surprise