So I've learned that working in The Real World is nothing like The Office and sometimes I feel Lost, especially when my Senses Fail. I'm still working on understanding The Juliana Theory, maybe I'll figure it out on Thursday. I always look forward to a Brand New day to see a movie, go out with friends, or go to a concert. I am eager to one day become a Family Guy, but Curb Your Enthusiasm because that's turned into the Story of the Year. I love to travel via a Flight of the Conchords and would like to visit South Park or Brazil...maybe while eating Red Hot Chili Peppers or just watching Jimmy Eat World. Soooo if you're having a Green Day, why not message me to find out more and maybe one day we'll even enjoy some Weeds together.

"Well I can think of three things I'd like to do. One would involve some ice cubes and a nine iron. Two would include a buffalo...Live or stuffed, preferably stuffed for safety sake, and three, we bring back some of those ice cubes and switch it over to a pitching wedge."