I'm really just looking to have fun make friends.. whatever happens happens..
















The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.


"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."


"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."



"Seven out of ten people suffer from hemorrhoids." Does this mean that the other three enjoy it?



"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake."