Genuine, authentic, handsome male, no BS, very creative, fit/active, positive, secure emotionally, looking to spend some beautiful times together with ONE like-minded female who realizes life is very short and that one's destiny is in one's own hands. She is happy with herself, and most likely has tons of energy and passion that is being wasted/bottled up, which she wants to share - to confirm that she really is alive! I'll be honest. After a month on here, I realize we all seem to be fickle beasts... Bluntly: Looking for a great gal I can really sink my teeth into! Now, get your mind out of the gutter, and figure out what that means in a "holistic" sense (he backtracked...;-)

I take pride in keeping myself very healthy (diet, engaging in fitness activities daily), D & D and Therapist free ;-). I consider myself blessed with great family and loyal friends. I still seek enlightment from within and without, and am sure to devote a part of each day to such pursuits. I realize the fulfilled life requires balance: bang and solitude, loud and soft, rough and gentle, black and white and all colours in between...Good habits established in our healthy years will carry us through our twilight ones.

Not looking for "average" but neither are you. That being said, I'm not looking for perfect. Nobody's perfect, especially me. Just looking for ONE classy lady who shares some of my outlook - who appreciates the give and take, leading and following and even the walking hand-in-hand when the moment's right. Historically, I've been attracted to fit, curvy, intelligent types, but warm-hearted is the key. Yes, this kind of lady does actually exist.

The hope is that someone will read between the lines here and recognize I'm unique and real, a man among boys, if you will...

Not looking for time-wasters or frauds, please. Let's keep it real. Would like to chat briefly first before meeting to determine if we're on the same page...

Good luck to all on this perilous but essential journey. :-)

*** Please: no smokers. Can't fathom licking dirty ashtrays...***

To those who might suggest a coffee shop is the best "meet and greet" location:

A Newfie woman of advanced age visited her physician to ask his advice in reviving her husband's libido.
'What about trying Viagra?' asked the doctor.
'Not a chance,' she said. 'He won't even take aspirin.'
'Not a problem,' replied the doctor. 'Give him a "Newfie Viagra".
It's when you drop the Viagra tablet into his coffee. He won't even taste it.
Give it a try and call me in a week to let me know how things went.'
It wasn't a week later when she called the doctor, who directly inquired as to her progress.
She exclaimed, 'Oh, faith bejeezus have mercy! T'was awful!'
'Really? What happened?' asked the doctor.
'Well, I did as ye said 'n slipped it in his coffee. Da effect was almost immediate. He jumped right up, with dat twinkle in his eye and his pants a-bulging fiercely! With one swoop of his arm, he sent da cups 'n spoons flyin'. Ripped me clothes ta bits and took me right dere passionately on the tabletop! It was wicked, absolutely wicked I tell ya!'
'Why so terrible?' asked the doctor, 'Do you mean the sex your husband provided wasn't good?'
'Feckin jeezus, 'twas the best sex I'd ever had in 25 years! But sure as I'm sittin here, I'll never be able da show me face in dat der Tim Horton's ever agin!'

Something simultaneously both wonderfully relaxing and remarkably enervating. Whatever we do, we feel like we're the only two people in the universe...

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OPTIONAL FUNNY BITS:
Okay, saw this on a lady's profile today and had a great chuckle. Presumably you gals don't read each other's efforts, so here's a little female sarcasm for you. Actually my favourite quote was "hookd on fonix werked fer me"!!! ;-)

DICTIONARY FOR WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS

40-ish - 49
Adventurous - Slept with everyone
Athletic - No tits
Average looking - Ugly
Beautiful - Pathological liar
Contagious Smile - Does a lot of pills
Emotionally secure - On medication
Feminist - Fat
Free spirit - Junkie
Friendship first - Former very *friendly* person
Fun - Annoying
New Age - Body hair in the wrong places
Open-minded - Desperate
Outgoing - Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate - Sloppy drunk
Professional - Biatch
Voluptuous - Very Fat
Large frame - Hugely Fat
Wants Soul mate - Stalker

WOMEN'S ENGLISH

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry =you'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = you're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = you better not
8. Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9. I am not upset =of course I am upset, you moron!
10. You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?

MEN'S ENGLISH

1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11. Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay