Helllooo....My name is Mike, 27 living in Queens originally from Long Island...Things I do well Include: Laying on the beach and getting tan and periodically helping children dig massive holes which eventually i let them bury me in, cooking old school Italian..i have the cooking capaibilities of a 75 year old Italian woman(thank you grandma), playing nintendo and wasting ducks in duck hunt while pointing the gun sideways gangster style(and yes i have a fully functioning original nintendo with 58 games and all you with Wii it is absolute crap in comparison)..rocking the house in all sorts of trivia particularly saved by the bell where im untouchable and unstumpable..crushing 300 foot bombs at the golf driving range as well as low line drives aimed to hit the man in the ball collecter cart.

Some more highlights about me...I dont really read much anymore but when i was 9 years old I read 147 books and still hold the third grade record...I love hockey and played competetively in college....I was the 7th grade spelling bee champion..i was once a guido but have reformed through an intervention by people that truly care...i was quite overweight as a child and was often subject to ridicule..once i had to walk all day at great adventure and i got a rash between my thighs..if i kept walking normally the rash would just get worse..so i had to walk with my legs way more wide open then a normal pedestrain would and it may have appeared to some that I was anally violated and that was the reason for walking that way..at least thats what the older boys who made fun of me thought that day..i took it as fuel for the fire though..and as you can see Im quite fit so who's laughing now..im alot of fun and very laidback..no drama please