ME:
I’m honest, loyal, down to earth, smart, funny, geared toward risqué humor, sensual, sensitive, sympathetic, empathetic, compassionate, sexually deviant, and horny as hell.

YOU:
Please be genuine, honest…; Let's do what we say; let’s say what we do…; Please have a sound mind and be honest…; You don’t have to be a “10”; but you absolutely must have a beautiful and trustworthy heart; You don’t have to be formally educated in college; but you absolutely must have street smarts; Please do not burden me with endless flirts or emails because this tends to be tedious, unproductive, and boring; and Please do not play games, be disrespectful, or inundate me with incessant drama.

Perhaps, I may be open to a long-term committed relationship; but, at this time in my life, I am looking for NSA (i.e., no-strings-attached) FWB's (i.e., friends with sexual benefits) within Los Angeles County to meet once or twice a week for intimate discreet rendezvous. Friendship, intamacy, and trust are absolutely essential for a successful relationship. I do not desire (1) any one-night stands or (2) inconsistent contact (so, if you do not have a stable/predictable schedule, let’s not waste each other’s time).

Indeed, I would immensely enjoy a committed long-term relationship—but, that’s only after several months of getting to know each other in a successful nsa-fwb relationship with quality friendship, good love'n, consistency, and integrity; and several months of unnecessary games and incessant drama or complaining (excluding issues relative to your menstrual cycle and life’s circumstances—in which case, I have plenty of patience, tolerance, sympathy, compassion, etc. for drama and complaining).

In any event, openly conversing where we can see each other’s eye contact and body language is what I would like to do for a first date. Sit in a coffee shop, at a park, or anyplace comfortable where we could privately dialogue without inhibition, hindrance, or nosy ears listening to our conversation. Then, if we hit it off, if she likes we can grab a bite to eat and/or watch a movie or do whatever she likes as long as it is conducive to becoming better acquainted; preferably, I’d like to watch a video at my place or her place, so we can continue to converse, play kissee face, or do whatever she would like to do.