My headline is a joke! (such a great movie, I just couldn't help myself)

I'm not here to fish, I've come to the conclusion that when I do meet "Mr. Right" (scratch that any "Mr.") it won't be through cyber channels (but hey that's just me). Furthermore, with the LSAT coming up I have no social life so I really don't have time to meet or chat (and for some of you guys, I not only don't want to, I'm scared). Having said that, I've decided to keep my profile because after countless hours of studying (and watching CSI reruns (darn spike TV), I occasionally do enjoy reading funny profiles =)

Don't worry ur not missing out! I have a bunch of issues! just kidding my therapist says I'm stable! ;)

Good Luck!

oh! and a pointer for some of you guys: if she doesn't respond... well she ain't interested. I promise!

**boys what's going on! lately it's been getting harder to find good funny solid profiles. Another pointer girls like funny-- makes up for all your other inequalities... trust me!
UPDATE: lately I've been looking at chick profiles (no I'm not gay but I did get really drunk one night in college... anyway) some of these chicks are crazy!! but not in a good way... these profiles are not only funny but an ego boost... just when I thought I was going to delete my account, I'm hooked again! =) no wonder I see so many of you online all the time.

*** I do occasionally cyber flirt if you catch my interest =) (my emails will have more pixs, I just don't want some of the scary characters on here looking at me)

a lil about moi:
My nationality (if it matters) is Italian/American-Chilean!
I graduated from UCLA, I majored in political science with an emphasis in international relations. I am currently applying to law school (for those of you who don't understand what the lsat is) (one guy asked me if I was studying to be a nurse?!).
I have the emotional makeup of a dude.

My ideal male is Eric Cartman (minus the fat, shortness and the fact he has repeated the 4th grade 13 times)

I am very suspicious of this websites matching capabilities! and is it me? but I don't see plenty of fish... just the same old regulars.