Well, i guess the 'Farmer wants a wife' theory has attracted me to this place. I am indeed a farmer, but i am close to a town, so i think that kinda rules me out of the criteria for the show. Need to be in the boondocks for them to throw a lifeline methinks. So here to this lovely free place i come.

I am well travelled, and experienced in what the world has to offer, and have had the country call me back. Was once offered a high paying corporate job in Melbourne, and then whilst considering it a mate rung me, had a free arvo, 10 minutes later off to the river for some fishing with a slab to keep it interesting. Can't do that in the city, so that was settled for me, the bush it was.

The only thing missing though, is i love city gals, and their take on life. I want a partner in crime, and life, and city just seems to tick the boxes. No offence to country gals, just i am more into the city ideas. Maybe it infected me a little for the 5 years i lived down there. Meh, not to worry, the wonders of the internet should help me out, but if not, i will have to grease a few palms, at channel nine, and coming soon, moi`!

This was written bout my favourite band, and pretty much describes me. Just replace 'band' with 'farmer', 'they are' with 'i am', and you have me.... "the thinking person's metal band. Cerebral and visceral, soft and heavy, melodic and abrasive, tender and brutal, familiar and strange, western and eastern, beautiful and ugly, taut yet sprawling and epic, they are a tangle of contradictions."

Will fill you in more when we have a yarn.

Hooroo.

A farm stay of course! Duh!