Well hello again plentyoffish.
As you may have guessed, this is my third attempt at finding "the one" / "Mrs. Right" / some other clichéd phrase.

Before I get into myself, let's talk about you.
I'm hoping to find someone at least moderately intelligent, who also perhaps shares some of the same interests as me? If you're at all interested in writing, and you possess at least a modicum of wit, and you understood what I just said, I think it's pretty much guaranteed that we will get along. And if you're a gamer, you are officially a goddess. But don't sweat it if you aren't; it's by no means a deal breaker. Oh and if you're a single mother or something along those lines, please do not worry. I know some people who think people won't be interested in them because of this, but trust me, I am not one of those. I try to avoid snap judgements like those that people tend to make about mothers. Just please be young enough that you couldn't be considered MY mother.

As for me, hi. I'm Aden. I'm a small-town guy. I grew up in Milton, a town that you have probably never heard of. I've bounced around a bit as far as post-secondary is concerned, but I believe that I've found the program for me. I plan to attend Concordia University in September to get a Bachelor's Degree in creative writing. You can probably guess that I love writing, and you'd be right. It is my biggest passion and my greatest dream.
My musical tastes are pretty open... I'll listen to pretty much anything but I have an intense hatred for Country. Okay, maybe it isn't that bad, but I prefer to not listen to it. Right now I'm suffering from an incredible addiction to Hurt, by Johnny Cash. God, what a song.
I'm extremely laid back, and I'm absolutely not a jealous person; you'll never have to worry about me trying to restrict you from going out with your friends or whatnot. Unless you're having sex with your friends, at which point we might have to have a talk. I can only hope that it's understood that this goes both ways; I have many female friends, and I am a very friendly person. If this is likely to bother you, I just don't think it will work. Understand that I don't believe in cheating, and I'm by no means a man-whore, and you'll have no reason to be worried about anything.

Hopefully without sounding arrogant--believe me, I'm not, nor do I want to sound that way--I am a very intelligent, funny person. I love making people laugh, and I'd like to think that I'm pretty good at it. I also love having conversations that actually *go* somewhere. Sure, small talk is fine when I'm waiting for a bus, but I'd love to sit in a coffee shop somewhere and have a talk that actually lets us learn something about the other person; their beliefs, their passions, etc. Sometimes I can be a little shy at first, but trust me, my comfort level builds very easily, and in no time we'll be talking and laughing like old friends.

Well that's all I can really think of for now, so let me end this by saying that if you're at all interested, feel free to send me a message. I'll sometimes man up enough to make first contact, but it's by no means a guarantee. I suppose I'm a little shy when it comes to this sort of thing.

Hope to hear from you, whoever you may be.

Honestly, I'm terrible at this sort of thing. But for a first date I would definitely want to get to know you, so perhaps the aforementioned coffee shop chat date? Who knows. How about we work together on this one? Deal.