If you date me...

You'll never have to worry about driving illegally in the carpool lane
I'll promise not to use your back to keep my feet warm
I'll always put the cap back on the toothpaste
Sleeping alone just sucks...period!
I'll wish I could give you all of my firsts
But all I can offer you is all of my lasts
I'll wait for you even if you're late
I'll lick the envelope for you
I'll let you sneak a taste when I'm cooking
When you're trying to keep count I will try to mess you up
I'll hold your coffee for you when you're driving
I promise not to burn the house down while you're gone
I won't bite unless you want me to
You'll get flowers for absolutely no reason at all
I'll cover you up when you fall asleep watching TV
I'll carve your initials in a tree
I come with an extended warranty
When I drink too much my accent comes out
I'll grant you three wishes
I'll make you laugh
I'll pretend I didn't see you look at the dude with ripped muscles
I'll take care of you when you're sick
I give a kick ass back rub
I haven't been a house guest of OJ Simpson
I put the seat down
I take a shower every day
I don't care that you go out with the girls
I don't care what music we listen to in the car
My heart will jump every time you walk in the door
I'll save everything you ever give me
I won't ever forget your birthday
You just can't stop reading this!
I'll think you're just about the coolest person I know
I've never been on America's Most Wanted
The only drama I have any part of is on TV
I know how to make a fire
My kisses will take your breath away
I don't care if you leave your socks on
You'll sleep better when I'm next to you
You'll never have to open your own door
I'll never waste your love
I'll laugh at every joke, even when it's not funny
It gets better every time
I'll help you find your keys
We can watch your movie first
My family is just as f*'d up as yours
I don't want to get married any time soon
I smell pretty good
I can be ready in 15 minutes or less
I look both ways before crossing the street
I never look directly into the sun
I'll pretend the concert you're putting on in the car is the best one I've ever been to

After reading this far, you've already got too much time invested already...might as well message me

Skydiving! Okay, maybe that's a second date activity =) Something simple where we could talk and get to know each other to see if we'd have fun together.