My name is will.
not really sure how best to describe myself on here, as i never really know what to say, but here are a few things about me:

i am 21.
i go to school at St. Lawrence College in Kingston for Behavioural Psychology (3rd year).
i like alot of things; Music (mainly metal), videogames, movies, reading, beer, anime, japanese game shows, photography, and being social with friends, just to name a few.

i'm an easygoing guy, i rarely get angry, fiercely loyal to my friends. i have dreads, and i like looking at other peoples dreads. sounds creepy, but i assure you it isn't.

i have a wicked sense of humour.

i can be kind of random, wacky, and unpredictable.

not very good with reading between the lines, as i usually miss subtle hints and such.

i can do a number of accents as long as i'm not drunk; these include an excellent russian, passable aussie, acceptable scottish, and disturbingly accurate gay lisp.

been single for a while now, and i don't meet too many new people as my time is pretty much divided between school, friends, and sleep. hence, why i'm on here. i'm just putting myself out there, passively testing the waters i guess? i'm not naive enough to think that this site will magically deliver the ever-elusive one and only. but nobody wants to be alone, unless they're a serial killer.

i intensely dislike people who lack the ability to spell, or use proper grammar. i passed grade ten english, and presumably you did too, so why the **** can't you write out a sentence without some grievous spelling errors?

i love the word ****. its a beautiful word. watch the documentary, its worthwhile.

i love stand-up comedy

i harbor a deep and irrevocable love for all things monty python.

i have a problem with typing the word 'form' when i mean to type 'from'.

My favourite bands include, but are not limited to:
Meshuggah,
Strapping Young Lad,
Slipknot,
Textures,
Liquid Tension Experiment,
In Flames,
Deftones,
Static-X,
Rammstein,
Sepultura,
Mastodon,
Flobots,
Tool,
Gorillaz,
and Lamb of God


And now, here's a list of things about me:
Nickname: Big Will (oddly enough, i've never met my smaller counterpart)
What i wanted to be when i was a kid: Caterpillar
Spice Girl i most admire: baby spice
Spice girl i most resemeble: Multiple personality disorder Spice
least favourite quote i hear on a daily basis: "Obvi"
Favourite Sex Position: The Hulk Hogan Special Decimator Supreme Finisher Attack (details can be given upon request)
favourite colour: black, white, and blue.
Favourite Children's Game: brick-tag
occupation: student/ ninja-in-training
Instrument i play: cylinder's made of wood or plastic with sheets of tight plastic on both ends, stretched to varying degrees. i also use circular-dome shaped pieces of metal that when struck with sticks made of wood, make different pitched crashing sounds.
superhero i wanted to be as a kid: Wolverine
Superhero i want to be now: Trojan Man




feel free to message me, if you think that's a good idea. which is doubtful, now that you've seen what my favourite sex position is. its not as bad as it sounds, i promise.

setting up bear traps around old age homes, followed by burning down an orphanage....

or we could just go for a drink at one of the many caffeine-retailers situated in any city across north america.