so why is it so great to be a man? glad you asked!
1]movie nudity is virtually always female
2]a 7 day vacation only requires one suitcase
3]its only $10 for a 3 pack of underwear
4]3 pairs of shoes is more than enough
5]if you retain water its usually in a water bottle. :)

if winter, go for a skate --or have a snowball fight, summer, sip a bloody ceasar on my dock while i fan your face with a silk feather ---seriously -----buzz around on my seadoo ,afterwards have a few drinks and turn up the music ---MAYBE COOK YOU ONE OF MY SPECIALTIES!