so many quality choices! i can get the alcoholic whore flavor, the former party whore flavor, the arrogant **** that thinks she's hot sh*t flavor, the former mail order bride flavor, the bisexual-but-looking-for-a-man-right-now flavor, or the rainbow of various flavors of shallow **** i didn't mention already. how ever will i decide? gawd.


do any of you ever listen to yourselves? i don't think many of you even have it IN you to have a meaningful relationship of any sort. you just want some good looking subordinate to tell you you're right all the time and cater to your crazy demands until you decide to cheat on them and call it a moment of weakness because we're taught to be dismissive and that our actions have no bearing on who we are. i mean really, what breeds such a range of backward, shallow idiots? no, you know what? i could fill a book about this. oh my yes, in fact i PLAN to, but since it takes so god damned long to get me off my soap box i'm gonna just leave it there. get lost.

i really hate that it censored my language above. it takes the punch i pack right out of the first impression. pow!

ohhhhhhh hoooooooo

i vote we go dancing on the graves of jerks.