Top 10 Trivial Facts About Me:

(...and I do emphasize "trivial")

1. I secretly listen to Air Supply, though I often pretend like I've never even heard of them (please don't make me bust some out on karaoke night cuz I've been known to do it!)
2. I have a strange curiosity for canned meat products though I dare not eat any
3. I can make you the most delicious libation that has ever touched your lips, but you're going to have to ask nicely (I'm completely "off-duty" at the moment)
4. In college I started a fraternity for the sole purpose of lampooning on fraternities
5. I have an intense passion for helping people grow partially because I know it's the best way for me to grow as well.
6. I can do the "funky chicken" better than you can...but you'll never get to see me do it! (unless you are a master of persuasion....back rubs help with that)
7. In 9th grade I was voted "Biggest Prankster" (Also, voted Class President but I'm more proud of the "prankster" nomination)...I still love a great joke
8. A simple chat with me may give you more intense pleasure than 7 back-to-back orgasms (ok, not really...but damned close...and we have plenty of time to get to that later)
9. My favorite color is purple, but I don't own a single item of that hue
10. I am a closet nerd (seriously, peak in my closet and you're bound to instantly spot at least 7 pieces of evidence supporting this claim)

Hopes, Dreams, & Apirations:

(...and what I am currently doing to get there)

1- I envision a world free of blinding dogma where it is no longer a "sin" for everyone to just experience bliss (Fun, witty but ultimately rational discourse aids to this end)
2- I hope to see a day where people are able to express themselves as who they truly are and not who outside forces try to coerce them to be (I'm working on breaking my own shackles of social conditioning first so others can witness how liberating it feels[/i}
3- Wouldn't it be fantastic if people were able to be in the kind of relationships that they truly desire? (I help men & women achieve these goals...what better job can you have than that!?)
4- I don't think people have nearly as much fun as they'd like (I do what I can to lighten people's days be it through a silly joke, a kind act, or by delegating that job to someone else so that I can continue my own little "party of me" undistracted)
5- Life is so amazing and I want to live forever! (There's no real scientific reason why this isn't possible...let's band together and make this a reality we can enjoy together for eternity)
6- I want to drive across the country (and beyond) living in the Oscar Mayer Weinermobile ([p]Anyone care to donate to the "Nick Quick Childish Dreams" foundation!?)
7- Having the perfect conversation over the perfect beer (this one is more easily obtained on a regular basis but why not join me in this goal!? It will make you feel good)


Looking For Women Who Are:

* "cute" rather than "hot"
* "clever" rather than "cool"
* "petite" rather than "slim"
* "quirky" rather than "classy"
* "yourself" rather than "lady-like"

5 Things I Am Pretty Good At:

1- Thumb-wrestling (I'm the undisputed champ of all of Summerlin...I dare you to dispute that!)
2- Causing people around me to erupt into a frenzy of spontaneous excitement
3- Writing stuff that will make you laugh, cry, pull on your heart-strings just a bit, then back to the laughter (laughter is key!)
4- Hijinx
5- Spreading good feelings to people who are important to me (moods are contagious, ya know!)

Favorite & Most Influential Books:

1- "Breakfast of Champions" by Kurt Vonnegut
2- "The Brothers Karamazov" by Fyodor Dostoevsky
3- "Survivor" by Chuck Pahlaniuk
4- "Green Eggs & Ham" by Dr. Seuss
5- "Complete Works" by Aristotle
6- "Atlas Shrugged" by Ayn Rand

So you wanna know about my taste in music, huh?

Although I enjoy a healthy variety of music ranging from 80's new-wave to scandinavian metal to even musicals, right now I am currently crazy addicted to Post-Rock. Post-Rock is a bit obscure but to me it sounds like candy for my ears!

If you are a fan of:

* Sigur Ros
* Russian Circles
* Mogwai
* Explosions In The Sky
* Red Sparowes
* etc....

...then I have a hookah ready to enjoy while we take in the melodious sounds of the best music on the planet right now! (And if you haven't heard of them, then you are in for a supreme treat that will make you giddy with goose bumps for weeks!)

Things That Tickle Me Pink To Think About

1- My next amazing adventure (What will it be!? Stay tuned to find out...)
2- Epistemology and Symbolic Logic (Did I mention my geeky tendencies!?)
3- What is the "recipe" for incredible relationships (I think i have a few you tasty treats you might like to try)
4- Tweek (Yes, my dog truly is the absolute cutest little devil on the planet!)
5- Fine wine, food, & friends (The trifecta of epicurean delights!)


You should message me if:

* You are down for adventures of the most spontaneous kind
* You like to laugh and don't take yourself too seriously
* You dwell on the positive and rarely on the negative
* You are genuinely interested in the people around you
* You are a dork like me :)

I have a feeling random acts of silliness that culminate in multiple high-fives all in celebration of our zany misdeeds are inevitable.