Words to live by
Don't sweat the petty stuff and don't pet the sweaty stuff.

I know that there are a ton of scumbags on this site you can search and find about 20 per page. I also know that there is nothing worse than not putting a picture up for all to view. But I am short on film in my camera to take that all mighty pose in front of the mirror with my shirt off. It will be awesome and I will update later.......not quite.

A little kid flipping the bird in public is more my sense of humor(no it is not my kid, I could only be so proud of my son) So what do I look like?..........About 330LBS 5'1'' and can run the 40 yard dash in 4.4 seconds. My grandmother was shorter and weighed 395LBS and can do the 40 in 3.2 seconds. So this is proof that I came from some solid stock. So I guess I should put athletic instead of average above......... Oh yes I love being a smart ass.....if you did not catch it......bye bye(Saturday Night Live skit)

Just looking to see what is out on POF. I have discovered that most of you ladies on this site are really looking for something for real and then all you can choose from is SCUMBAGS. I am very surprised how honest all you ladies are about what you want. If you are still reading this at this point thank you very much. I really like what I see from all you ladies. A friend(a girl) told me about this site but was complaining about the choices of gentlemen(I use that term very loosely). So I just want to see what is out there. And I a delightfully surprised.

I hope you have a car that would help. If not we can take a long walk instead, because all guys like that.(long walks on the beach). I will the then pick you flowers from your neighbors yard to present to you(this is how you know I like you). We will then head to the dollar theater and share a kids size popcorn and drink.(this is our dinner also, so don't eat to fast). I like to pull out all the big time dating moves as you can tell.

If I can get creative above, I sure I can take you out on a date that will suit your tastes that you deserve. A GIRL'S GOTTA EAT SOMETIME!!!!!!