Man walks into a bar and orders ten straight whiskey's

The barman asks "are you celebrating something mate"

The man replies "as it heppens, yes, my first blow job"

The barman says "in that case have another on the house"

The man replies " No thanks mate .... If ten doesnt take the taste away nothing will "

Hi, I'm Drake, I'm a 31 year old single father of two beautiful children, I have a good job a lovely house and a completly inappropriate sense of humor.

Likes

Good food , lie in's , house plants , Sarcasm , the sun , dirty jokes, Alcohol , Irony , Exercise , Blue cheese ,Fixing stuff , People watching , Kids films , eyesight , words that sound rude , unusual musical instruments , animals


dislikes

Seafood , arrogance , thrash metal , the french , mild cheddar , the smell of burning hair, bad drivers , nougat ,1p peices , lazyness , the french , young kids riding horses on the road and waving you to go past on a blind corner when they obviously cant see if anything is coming or not , low water pressure , and the french



Seriously tho... I find this profile stuff really impersonal so if you want to find out what I'm really like then ask