Life happens to you once. Live it!!!!

I am a very unique individual. You wont find another like me.

I believe in a personality connection. It's an intangible bond above and beyond a physical connection. You will know it immediately. It takes the smallest amount of dialogue to see it. If you walk away feeling elated from a non physical encounter, ie text, email, message, profile read, or face to face then you found your match. Don't let that person get away. Wack em in the head with a battery filled sock if you have to knock em out and make them realize too:-)

I'm looking for a girlfriend. And that means Girl+friend+ bestfriend+ lover, an "all in one" "ready to eat" "has everything i could imagine" only avail if you call now within 5 minutes infomercial type of girl. Someone who is themselves at all times and does not conform to being some phony individual their mommy trained them to be. Be yourself, be human. Show emotion!!! I want to know when you are happy, sad, elated, in love, enamored, angry, frustrated, pissed off, upset, depressed, lonely, horny, or simply content. Display communication skills!!! Message me, text or aim or phone no matter how annoying you think you are being. Over communication is better than under-communicating. But the things i mention here are major turn off by most male standards. Not for me!!! I am very unlike most other guys and I'm very aware of it. This is how I Roll!!!! Love it or hate it:-)

Looking for someone to share this life with, explore the unknown, laugh at the little things, and create great memories that can keep us glued together during the not so good times. I've grown to realize that life's journeys are better experienced when travelled with a wonderful co-pilot. I have a great sense of humor and i Will make you laugh. I will surprise you from time to time and find clever ways to put a smile on your face and make your day, week, and or year. Ok "make your year" is stretching it but it sounds really really good.

I am looking for honesty, sincerity, integrity, and the ability to share moments devoid of external influences such as bars and alcohol. Someone with an open heart, open communication, and ability to compromise and find solutions to problems. Please no games, no drama, no secrets, no lies. This may sound like a comprehensive wish list but time is too valuable to waste. People waste too much time planning, planning to plan, and and when they are in the planned moment, they are not even happy. My additude is know what you want, Do it, Live it, and make it happen.

Words can't describe who or what I am. I can send you mounds of text that simply do not fit here. If you see something you like then MESSAGE ME. Write "HEY'... it's enough to tap me on the shoulder and see your interested. I DONT play games!!!! And I'm soo tired of messaging rude women here who just DONT respond.

Things you should know. I love to chill, snuggle, cuddle, affection, chatting, talking, ride bikes together. Let your walls down and show me who you are, I guarantee we can both experience butterflies in the stomach and all sorts of heart pitter patters with flooding of endorphins. It can happen to those with an open heart. I recently experienced this so i KNOW it can happen:-)

FIRST DATE:?? I will take you to the beach so we can walk barefooted thru the sand under the jones beach boardwalk... NOT!!! its 50 degrees out silly goose!!! How bout we go camping in the woods...but your not allowed to ask questions like "why do you have rope and duck tape in your backpack, and why did you take my cell phone?" ok i crossed the line..but yeah this first date section is ridiculous... lets get there first..baby steps...lets communicate first.. if u find me interesting..say hi ... i dont believe in stupid games like "if i message him first , i will look desperate, or needy and he has the upper hand" ..that mentality is complete high school game playing bs... just say hello..i like that

---I hate people who are sticklers for grammmmer, speeeelling , punk2uation, and,!!!! i graduated college with 3.9 gpa so pleeeeze dont pass judgments... and lets face it..the english language is stupid and archaic ... what panel of idiots decide they will make 3 words their, there, and they're with identical phonetics and drastically different meanings. no need for three words. i say simplify "its over THERE" is now replaced with yonder .."the remote is over yonder behind the couch" we can all get it and now officially get rid of one THERE..you follow me?

---books suck and should not be used as criteria on a dating site!! ...listen, we have these things called movies that can demonstrate a movies full potential and vision of the writer with color, sound, and even cgi, raw emotion from the actors, all within a 2 hour time frame.and best of all you can share the experience with somebody else....wow... books are archaic and used in a time when it was the only form of distributable entertainment. Does your car have 2 gas filled lanterns in place of the headlights, and do you have a record player mounted on your dashboard cause you think it "sounds better"??? oh yeah and you could never experience books with other people so why is it ever a dating site criteria???Books are a solo activity!!!. i've never seen a couple sitting there reading the same paperback together. if you wanna do books together then read lets snuggle up in bed, read me some dr seuss and i will clamor over the pictures of star belly sneeches.

---Things i absolutely hate in women. Those who play games. And that means those who use stupid strategic planning moves, such as ill wait 3 days to call him, or i wont call first, ill wait for him, or ill wait before i message him back, these are all strategies and strategies are used in games! Biggest turn off ever!!!! Or "Ohh i will look at his profile but not message him, maybe he will notice me" ugh you game playin cowards!!!