WHAT IS THE QUALITY OF LIFE?

Live life like there's no tomorrow. Laugh till it hurts. Smile for no reason at all.love like you never been hurt. Give like you have to much. Dance like no ones watching. Give thanks when it is not expected. Forgive like you lost your memory. Regret only that which you not learned from. Appreciate and love those who know your name. Place value only on things that breath Have fun like you are getting paid. Be yourself because no one else will qualify. Dream like you can never wake up Worry not of things you can't change Make friends as often as you can. Love yourself in order to give it to others.



(P.S. IF YOU DIDN'T ATLEAST CRACK A SMILE AT ANY POINT WHILE READING THIS PROFILE
THAN TAKE TWO OF THESE AND CALL ME IN THE MORNING!)

* Recent update 10/15/09*
They say the average attention span of an adult is 5-12 minutes for non novelist consistent reading material(it my vary depending if it is entertaining,intriguing, or frustrating) So I have my work cut out for me.
I reconstructed my profile to protect the innocent and accommodate the needs of all inquires.I was told it didn't emphasize enough about my personality, character traits and compatibility requirements.
ABOUT ME "Cliff note Version" I live freely, speak softly, judge slowly, trust cautiously, forgive ridiculously, love endlessly, care conscientiously, accept quickly, adapt accordingly, smile happily, laugh uncontrollably, worry carelessly, seek fun adventurously, talk openly, make friends easily, and thrive off of positive energy constantly.
As far as music I don't have an preference because I love music in its entirety. If it sounds good"Why not?"
What am I looking for? I don't really know and I am 99% sure you don't either?(Trust me I know) You can only express the things you don't want in a person because we all learn from one relationship at a time. The good thing about your bad experiences is they are highly recognizable in others. BEWARE All self proclaimed experts are repeat offenders. lol The things in a woman I would like to experience are positivity, free spiritedness, unselfishness, individuality, assertiveness, financial stability, cleanliness, sense of humor, and I cant stress this one enough CONFIDENCE. Confidence is soooo sa sa sa SEXY! Besides if you don't feel good about you please don't expect me to. One last thing I am a extrovert so sociability skills are a must. I don't expect you to be a talk host but I love a good conversation.

Am I asking too much? When I told Santa what I wanted last year he sorta giggled and asked me if I wanted a turtle neck instead.

Roses and box of candy $40, Limo $100, Fine dining $150, the look she has on her face when I tell her I forgot my wallet PRICELESS!!!!! No seriously we would go some where Like Starbucks or a cafe where we can talk and explore each others mind. If there is chemistry then put on your seat belt, pack your suitcase, kiss your parents goodbye cause guess who's coming home for dinner.

TIPS TO LET A WOMAN KNOW SHE IS ON AN BAD DATE
*When he takes the initiative to order for you at an fast food restaurant
*You've never heard someone speak with so much passion about an ant farm
*For some strange reason he seems to know an awful lot about your shower routine
*He tries to ignite his fart with an cigarette lighter
*He calls to tell you he'll pick you up as soon as the standoff with the police is over
*When he smiles at you and you see a sign in his mouth that says next tooth 1 mile.
*When you tell him he has something stuck in between his teeth he politely thanks you and take them out of his mouth
*When he shows up with the same outfit on
*When his grandmother is the chauffeur
*When an child comes up to your dinner table and says " Mom wants to know how much longer you are going be"
*When you go to zoo and the zookeepers thank you for bringing him back
*When he goes into an store to get you something to drink he comes out running with an ski mask on
*After an brief discussion about jewelry he decides to show you his house arrest ankle bracelet


Hope this isn't a buzz kill and you don't make the assumption that I am shallow for what I am about to say. Recent photos are very prevalent to a person profile. If by any chance that you don't have any recent photos than it is very courteous to to inform any inquires. Posting a picture that is more than 2 years can be somewhat misleading(you think..lol) We are all human and no ones perfect.Things happen..Life happens.