I'm all about having fun. You know, get a couple drinks in me, start a fire in someone's kitchen. Maybe go to Sea World and take my pants off.

OK, maybe not the fire.

They say laughter gets them. But it never keeps them. So with that being said, I guess I should lay down what I'm about, in a personals profile kind of way.

I don't work for "da man" and I'm in the middle of reaching my goal. and I'm having fun doing it. I'm always up for anything. I can be spontaneous or chill. I'd rather be spontaneous or chill. Did that make sense?

I like to go with the flow wherever I'm at and I enjoy all aspects of my environment.

My musical tastes are pretty eclectic. I'm a metal man by heart, but I'm really into the independent and local scene now. I'm involved with a lot of bands here in town and work with them on a regular basis. Same goes for comedy.

I play ice hockey and golf, and love to cook and bake. Yes, bake. I even clean-up after myself. Not a lot of guys would say that you know :P And I'm not gay.

I'm really looking for someone to hang out with, who's cool, smart, fun, sexy, cute, and who's not on prescription pills :D

Also, I know this sounds bad, but I'm not really looking to date anyone with kids. It's really for your own benefit. I don't even have house plants, if that tells you anything. I like kids, but as of now, not ready for that. Maybe down the road if I find the right woman. If the kids are all grown up and out of the house, then maybe, but if they are, then you're probably out of my dating range, or at least you should be. I'm just sayin

If you get an email from me, and it sounds like I'm mentally challenged, then it usually means that I like your profile and would like to exchange messages with you :P

Honestly, I'm much better in person.

I would like to be with someone who likes meeting new people and who enjoys their time no matter where they go.

Here's some observations I've come up with while being on this site:

--I don't understand some of the women on this site with kids who have pictures of themselves partying. I get it that you're showing your fun side, but honestly, it's not good. C'mon, you're moms. Show some respect for yourselves.

--And please, no more puckering when you take your own pic. I know this is plenty of fish, but I don't think we're supposed to look like fish.

--I can't quite grasp the concept of some of the women on this site that only have pics of them with other people. What is that about? WHICH ONE ARE YOU???

--It's most likely that the women I described above go out with those douches that take pics of themselves with their shirts off in the mirror.

--And how about the women who write you to tell you that they're really looking for something else, or who have already found someone. Just don't write back. And no, I don't want to remain friends. Are you being nice or are you just rubbing it in? Why would anyone want to remain friends with someone they're attracted to. When Harry Met Sally comes to mind, but I don't want to wait that long. Sorry "friends only girls"

OK, I'm done for now. If I write down anymore, then you'll know too much. But I think you already do.

I think a good place to be is somewhere where you're comfortable meeting someone for the first time. What I'd like in a first date is a good conversation.

Really, it's doesn't matter where you go, it only matters who you're with.

Question:

You're at a concert, but you're sitting in the upper level and you see a few seats unused down below. But the only way to get there is to jump down and hop over a rail and some seats and avoid the 60 year-old usher with a walkie-talkie.
Do you...
a) go for it cause this band is the bomb
b) it's not worth the risk, since you already made eye contact with the usher. He knows who you are.
c) Don't bother, this band isn't all that
d) Doesn't matter where you sit, as long as you're in the building.