**Warning** We are NOT normal girls! I know everyone else says the same thing, wanting to be unique but seriously...HEED THE WARNING!!!

Well, lets see, we both have seperate accounts on POF but we decided to link one together. We currently live together, and have both recently got out of long term relatoinships. So, for now, we are looking for guys, friends, dating, and perhaps long term. We need guys who can handle us both, because well, we are one wierd duo, we are complete opposites but who are so much alike.

Our interests listed above are a combination of both of us.
One is a current reptile hobbyist who works at a pet store.
One is a part time baker and psychology student.

One like tattoos and piercings, can be considered Goth, talks with her hands, and is a complete spazz when first met but if you can get past that randomness she's a really cool person and will win your heart if you fit the profile. She has a tendancy of moving a bit too quickly and jumping into things on a whim and is looking for someone who can break that habit...
The other one appears cute but is paranoid and sometimes a shedevilyn...she's completely opposite to the way she looks. She has a habit of toying with people accidentally. She tends to become close friends with people and they get the wrong impression so she backs off...she needs someone who will take the time.

We love reptiles.
We both have creative imaginations and we write short stories together about the most bizarre things that happen in a far away land called Dominion City where the three-eyed fish fall from the purple glazed sky filled with green gas clouds that choke the four-headed squirrels and the young children who leak brains out their ears and drip cherries from their nose and leak milk from one eye and cheerios from the other. Strange enough for you yet? See, we told you that we're not ordinary girls...
We hate ganster wanna bes who wear there hats to the side and pants half way down there ass... if you think thats a style.. get lost.
We hate rap...it's not music...a two-year old child could do the same thing with a bongo and some baby talk. We are techno, rock, industrial and well an everything-else kind of music lover. Rap just sucks lol. One of us likes country and classical too (was raised in the small town world lol) but the other doesn't...she prefers the industrial and heavy rock.

One of us loves dark hair in men, one of us doesnt.
One of us loves long hair on guys (as long as it's clean), the other doesn't.
One of us doesn't mind some love handles...one of us doesn't.
One of us has a huge thing for tattoos and piercings on men...very sexy.
One of us prefers "lighter" features like blonde hair and blue eyes
One of us has a soft spot for an English accent...and so does the other lol
One of us doesn't mind a gamer guy...the other does...STRONGLY.
One hates full facial hair, and body hair, to death.
One hates religious-ness to DEATH!!!

Now if you've read this far we congradulate you and we trust that you're not some gangster wannabe or someone who is just going to message us looking for a threesome...if you do you'll either get a very nasty message back or none at all (if you're lucky) and then you'll be blocked. We don't waste time on people like that.
So if you're not...please stop reading now...I said stop reading...you're still reading...you're not stopping!...Why the Hell are you still reading!!! OMG you won't STOP READING!!! HOLY CRAP WILL YOU EVER STOP READING!!??

.....Okay we give up.....you got through our INTENSE mental block....congradulations *hands over trophy made of styrofoam and toilet paper*


So....Here's the fun part (assuming that wasn't fun enough), keeping this sweet and simple, can you guess which description matches who? Can you find our singular profiles? Are you up for the challenge??? :P

Good luck.
Peace!

A double date? Wow, that would be a random event and a half, as for individual? Depends on the gal you're interested in, if she's interested in you, and it's not the other one who's interested in you, who you're not interested in, because you're interested in the first one...and it doesn't become some bizarre threeway...but not that kind of threeway...so yeah...lol.