I have been giving this a lot of thought and I am starting to wonder if what I say I want is actually what I truly need. Sometimes I kind of feel like I am cheating love by looking for it on plenty of fish. In all honesty what I would really like is something along the lines of the movie Serendipity but I also don't want to spend my life on wishful thinking. So, here it is...

YOU (in no particular order):
Can eat chicken wings on Wednesday BUT not every Wednesday.
Have a favorite show on TLC and can tolerate me watching football.
Own more shoes than a payless.
Likes wine just not everyday.
Takes at least an hour to get ready while I wait by the door.
Pouts just a little when I go out and get drunk with my friends BUT knows that I am always coming home to her.
Lets me flaunt being right...on the rare occasion that I am.
Will sneak in to the gas station to ask for directions because you know that I am lost but know that I wont admit it but will just continue to circle the block until I get my bearings.
Will tuck that favorite shirt of mine that you completely hate in some mysterious drawer so that I dont wear it but not throw it away because you know that its been with me for so long and despite the holes and stains I am never getting rid of it.

ME:

Activities:
Writing Songs For Jack Black...Jerk Thinks He Can Take Credit For All My Stuff
Interests:
Being Weird
Favorite Music:
I hate you and your stupid questions. Want to meet at chuck e cheese.
Favorite TV Shows:
You suck for watching tv. I am so much better than you.
Favorite Movies:
Booty Pirates 13. Nice blend of humour and drama. Not to mention fantastic lighting.
Favorite Books:
Ummm...I kinda liked the twilight series too much.
Favorite Quotations:
I blame all of their behavior on PMS.
About Me:
I am a people person.

Signing in to plenty of fish to mock those sad people still looking for dates as we are now cool enough to say that we found someone cool enough to mock those still looking...at this point why are you even considering contacting me...