Hey I'm Kenny - I live and laugh and have fun anytime I can. I love being a prankster and center of attention. I have an addictive personality and come off carefree and immature but I am NOT arrogant or self-centered. I am here to be honest and open so if you don't like that then we're even, 'cause I don't like shallow people. I just turned 40 and still have to convince people that I am not in my early 30's. Regardless of what your impression of me is - I am extremely responsible and respectful. I have an articulate vocabulary so I am constantly deliberately twisting words out of context. I have managed to live my life with no kids or a huge financial burden so I get to bust loose and act like a child most of the time. I love to push the limits and be a risk-taker and will do anything if there's no chance of getting caught. Twice if I get away with it. I have a great job and a house and all the stuff that comes with it. I live in a quiet neighborhood where all your neighbors know your name. I love a quiet home. I love to grill and entertain friends at my house so I am in the middle stages of fencing the back yard for privacy and making a big tiki-bar. My life is almost exactly where I want it and nothing can bring me down. I work very hard for my money and try to spend it wisely. I am not a slender dude but I am also not a pale, jiggly fatass either. I am a big guy that holds it well and does not let anything affect my self-esteem. I don't care if I don't have a "beach body". I love to cook on the grill and get tipsy when I am relaxing. I attend car shows with my own vehicle and bust my ass to maintain a nice home. If you're looking for Mr. Manners, GQ, a "pimp" or a hip dude. You're not gonna find it here. You're gonna find a regular guy that burps and farts. Then laughs. And blames you.

I love dogs but don't have one. I don't like cats and I am allergic. I like birds and fish and I have both. I don't like the bar scene, but occasionally go out for drinks at the Tiki. I don't dance or go to clubs. I am very domesticated and actually love being at home. I believe in love, monogamy, marriage and devotion. I was raised with some old-fashioned morals and I am a romantic. I consider the sexual relationship between two people in love to be sacred and will not do anything to put that bond in jeopardy.

I am a hard-worker and provider. I don't make plans and keep a schedule. I just do what needs to be done. I can do anything and I am not afraid to try something new. Other than that - I maintain a 24/7 on-call job and my home. I cook, clean, do laundry, shop and I am currently remodeling the house here and there. I am a busy guy but I will always make time for my lady. My choice of work has me working hand-in-hand with the Florida Highway Patrol, Lee County Sheriff's Office and Port Authority so there is no question about my moral character.

I grew up around a father that was not afraid to let you get dirty or make your own mistakes so I learned life's valuable lesson early of "you are responsible for yourself" and to this day I take pride in everything I do. I am talented enough to do anything I put my mind to. I am good at being the best at everything I do. I am good at being me. I am good about knowing what I am talking about before I open my mouth.

I am outgoing with a comedic, addictive personality. I flirt a little too much and love inciting shock with my harmless behavior. I come on a wee-bit strong sometimes. I have nice eyes and nice 'guns' apparently - I hear that a lot.

I love Kevin Smith movies. Jay and Silent Bob, Clerks II and Dogma are my all-time favs. The Goonies. Indiana Jones. The Shawshank Redemption. Back To The Future. Gran Torino and Star Wars follow up. I like anything on TV that is educational; Dirty Jobs, How It's Made, Mythbusters, Spike TV, Speed Channel and anything with cars. Cartoons like Futurama, Family Guy make me laugh. I hate ball sports, religion, politics and sitcoms. Reality TV is for people with no imagination. American Idol is proof that evolution is reversible. I cannot believe we pick 'musicians' on a game show by process of "who completely sucks least".

I am not an avid book fanatic but I glue myself to fact books like Guiness World Records and the World Almanac.

My music preference is vast and unpredictable. It really depends on my mood, activities or environment but I almost always listen to Country or The 80's on XM Radio. I will listen to almost anything EXCEPT rap, hip hop, soul, opera and top40 pop.

There is only a small amount of foods I won't eat. I don't do trendy "eat it to impress and gag anyway" crap like sushi and live animals. My favorites are in this order, 1) Chinese. 2) Mexican. 3) Italian.

First dates are just like a job interview. You dress the part, use manners and try to be on top of your game. Then three weeks later you're drinking from the milk jug, walking to the mailbox in ripped underwear and peeing in the shower. Let's be honest - do you REALLY find it appealing to pretend to be something you're not?? As soon as you meet somebody it becomes apparent if there is commonality between both of you. Do something you're both comfortable with- Go out for drinks and talk, go shooting at the range, go feed the birds and squirrels, go shoot pool and laugh out loud. Go for an evening drive with the sunroof open. Don't make plans - be spontaneous. That's what the whole meaning of life is. A first date does not have to be a date - go meet and talk somewhere. If there's a mutual interest go from there.