Look, I could sit here and write an essay on how wonderful I am (maybe even get some testimonials from friends) but ultimately it would just be a spin job. You'll write to me only if you don't find me bad looking and/or we share some interests. Or possibly to congratulate/berate me for something I've written in the forums.

At any rate, you already know enough about me right now to decide if you want to sit and share a beverage with some chit chat. I have yet to meet any of my long term girlfriends on Pof and I doubt I ever shall, although I did meet some great people who are in my life as friends and I think the world of them.

I believe, for this site to work, everyone has a duty to keep it real. So stay real people!

If you decide I might be someone you want to get to know, it's important to me that we treat each other with respect. That means speaking with honesty and listening with courage. If there is no communication, it won't matter what kind of people we are. Communication beats retaliation as a conflict resolution strategy every time.

Coolness scores more points than just having a pretty face.

To be honest, I have a lot of unfinished business in my life right now that I prefer to focus on rather than a heavy relationship. However, if you need someone to chill out with once and a while, I'm your man.

Sadly, I don't have any tattoos. If it makes you feel better, I often have ink on my face.

Also, if you can tell me how to put additional songs on imeem, that would be aces.

Fart like nobody is listening.
Scratch yourself like nobody is watching.
Drive like it's stolen.

Beverages are okay. Not acceptable would be shoplifting. I can't believe I have to specify that.